holy church it's you we hail
feed us on our holy trail
give us gold and holy food
Jesus Christ we praise our loot

could be words in mind and head
wishing harmless people dead
did you act on God's command
"cleaning" all unholy land

celebrate, celebrate
celebrate, celebrate your loot

Brak:
Beeflog beeflog what a treat
A hefty hunk of processed meat
Dipped in mustard oh what joy
I'm a jolly beeflog boy

Hot and spicy, mild or plain
I even eat the cellophane
I might share some with my dog
'cause we both love beeflogs, oh boy!

Zorak:
Brak I beg to disagree, cheeselog is the log for me
As a meal or as a snack, it's my favorite saturated fat
Cheeselog cheeselog cylindrical and yellow
Cut the cheeselog and I'm a happy fellow

(Both sing their parts at the same time)

BEEFLOG! (CHEESELOG!)

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